Adam the Artist
I’m one of those weirdos that still turns on his Wii once in a while . I couldn’t find a better way to word that. Anyway, the virtual console is a nostalgia factory, so I bought Paper Mario and Super Mario RPG. It’s surprisingly easy to get me to buy old games all over again.
I found another iOS title that hooked me pretty hard, and it’s free so you should check it out. Project 83113 (which is a terrible name, because I have to think really hard to type it) is a bullet hell platformer with swipey slide and jump controls. They take some getting used to, but it’s comfortable as long as you aren’t trying to stand still. It’s a bullet dodging game, so… I don’t think I was supposed to be standing still anyway. Each level has highscore goals and hidden objects (GOD I love hidden objects) so there’s nice replay value to be had. I’m a sucker for a good platformer.
Alex the Codesmith
Alex is playing House Hunter. It’s a very dull and time-consuming game where you try to buy a house in Atlanta.
The Outwitters release went swimmingly, and we’re at 388,000 free downloads so far. We were even Apple’s Editor’s Choice pick for the week, which was a nice surprise. No major meltdown problems technically, but still a LOT of bug reports to sift through. Unfortunately, there’s a lot you don’t catch when your beta only has like 30 devices in it. Although we did get one email thanking us for releasing a “bug-free game”, so apparently one copy of Outwitters was touched by an angel.
This week we’re sort of working at a stutter. Alex (our developer) has decided to flee the state of Alabama for greener pastures, so there’s the distraction of house hunting to be dealt with. Once that’s settled, he’s working on a major patch update for Outwitters to address some of the nastier bugs and crashes. The game limit will also be getting a big bump for some users (might we recommend the über pack?). If all goes according to plan, that update should hit in about a month.
In my stabler corner of the world, I’m animating and painting a fourth team for our first content update (coming to a device near you in many, many weeks). YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST: Their name starts with a V! And it ends with a T! And it contains five vowels.
Finally, in news that few people will care about, you may have noticed that our merch section has disappeared. We ordered some of the products and they were crap, and expensive. So in a fit of rage we ripped it from the navigation bar and broke it over our knee.
There’s also this iPhone-only wallpaper (because I made it too small) featuring all of our characters.
Download Outwitters for free, and if you feel extra generous you could leave us an App Store review. Huge thanks to everyone for your support with this launch, we’re excited to be entertaining you again.
That’s my favorite headline in recent memory, by the way. Here’s a fun fact that only the beta testers know: if you tap and hold on a completed game entry, you can get a hyperlink to your replay. If anyone views that link on an iDevice with Outwitters installed, they can watch your game. It is known.
Also available today, Outwitters: the Soundtrack by Mike Reagan and his company, REdVOLT Audio. They did all our music and screams of pain and kissy noises for Outwitters. You can stream it for free, or own it for 99¢.
Carter Dotson, professional journalist and notorious playboy, invited us to talk about Outwitters on The Portable Podcast this week. Hear me make a bad joke about introductions, then we talk about our game. And at the end of the podcast: Grandma Tank.
Not really a red band trailer. Outwitters is out tomorrow!
In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court of the United States of America has approved our game for sale on the App Store. You can get your hands on Outwitters next Thursday! That trailer I’ve been promising you has been cut together, it exists, we just need to get some music for it. Hopefully we’ll have it ready before launch, so keep a peeper on this blog.
Outwitters began with a copy-pasting Adobe Illustrator prototype, and that was in November of 2010. Today we submit it to Apple as a real, finished game. Hallelujah. If everything checks out, you can expect to have it on your device in July. We’ll set a concrete release date for you once we’re approved.
Hey, now we finally have time to make you a trailer.
We made a decision this week that the Outwitters soundtrack would release with one of those “pay what you want” deals, starting at 99¢. Then we made another decision that the Tilt to Live Soundtrack should match that… and now it does. So if the $1.99 price tag was preventing YOU from owning this-two-year old slice of Americana, I’d like to offer my sympathies, then inform you that you can grab that sucker half off if you act now! Or later! It will probably be this price forever!
We’re still on track to submit Outwitters for Apple’s review next Friday. Also in the works:
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