If you ever wondered what the loading screen could show you, here is the complete list for version 1.7.5:
- A Test of Vigilance
Carefully monitor this icon's rotation to advance.
- A Test of Tests
Are the tests working? Yes, they appear to be working.
- A Test of Grace
Rotate your iPhone clockwise, so the spinning icon
appears stationary. Neat!
- A Test of Priorities
Feed your children first, THEN play Tilt to Live.
In that order.
- A Test of Geography
Recite the names of all 7 continents alphabetically
to advance.
- Regarding Sequels
Wouldn't another Tilt to Live be redonkulous?
- A Test of Stealth
Hide from your iPhone for several seconds to advance.
- A Test of Rhythm
It might load faster if you drop us a phat beat.
- A Test of Wisdom
Do not turn off your iPhone to advance.
- A Test of Temptation
We're tempted to load the game, but you haven't sold
us on it yet.
- A Test of Strength
Defeat yourself in a thumb wrestling match to advance.
- Did You Know?
Real nukes have a much wider effective range than ours.
- A Test of Debate
Compel the spinning icon to stop using sound logic.
- A Test of Posture
The 'Regular' position is recommended by
8 out of 10 physicians.
- A Test of Clairvoyance
Guess how long this screen will be here to advance.
- A Test of Insecurity
Are you in public? You'll look stupid playing this game.
- A Test of Tranquility
Relive a happy memory from your childhood to advance.
- Mind Blown
You actually play the villain in this game, and the
good guys always win.
- A Test of Forgiveness
Let go of an old grudge to advance.
...We can try again later.
- A Test of Redundancy
You've read this one already. It's not funny anymore.
- A Test of Rage
Become infuriated at the spinning icon to advance.
- A Test of Ambiguity
Do it. Then we'll... you know.
- A Test of Endurance
Avoid hazards in the world around you to advance.
- It's Inevitable
We're gonna go ahead and just load the shattered arrow,
if that's okay.
- A Test of Talent
Impress the spinning icon to advance.
- A Test of Immortality
Never delete this app. It makes a great family heirloom.
- A Test of Passion
Kiss the spinning icon to advance.
You wanna play the game or not?
- A Test of Finance
Discover lost change in your immediate area
to advance (financially).
- A Test of Devotion
Purchase more copies of Tilt to Live for no
reason to advance.
- A Test of Stamina
Eat fruits and vegetables each day to advance.
- A Test of Etiquette
Say "please" to advance.
- A Test of Alliteration
Take ten tin tops to Tinsel Town. Speak secrets
softly for Susan's sake.
- A Test of Confidence
Whisper your most illegal secrets into the mic to advance.
- A Test of Deceit
Convince yourself that this screen is the fun part
to advance.
- A Test of Regret
You know what you did. Feel ashamed to advance.
- Self-Evaluation
I'm afraid you're on your own for this one.
- A Test of Maturity
Have visible nose hair to advance.
- A Test of Sobriety
Please blow into the mic to advance.
- A Test of Harri Sharp
Do you know Harri Sharp? Neither do we.
