[SPOILER] Loading Screen Texts - Kamikaze28 - 04-12-2012 09:07 AM
If you ever wondered what the loading screen could show you, here is the complete list for version 1.7.5:
- A Test of Vigilance
Carefully monitor this icon's rotation to advance.
- A Test of Tests
Are the tests working? Yes, they appear to be working.
- A Test of Grace
Rotate your iPhone clockwise, so the spinning icon
appears stationary. Neat!
- A Test of Priorities
Feed your children first, THEN play Tilt to Live.
In that order.
- A Test of Geography
Recite the names of all 7 continents alphabetically
to advance.
- Regarding Sequels
Wouldn't another Tilt to Live be redonkulous?
- A Test of Stealth
Hide from your iPhone for several seconds to advance.
- A Test of Rhythm
It might load faster if you drop us a phat beat.
- A Test of Wisdom
Do not turn off your iPhone to advance.
- A Test of Temptation
We're tempted to load the game, but you haven't sold
us on it yet.
- A Test of Strength
Defeat yourself in a thumb wrestling match to advance.
- Did You Know?
Real nukes have a much wider effective range than ours.
- A Test of Debate
Compel the spinning icon to stop using sound logic.
- A Test of Posture
The 'Regular' position is recommended by
8 out of 10 physicians.
- A Test of Clairvoyance
Guess how long this screen will be here to advance.
- A Test of Insecurity
Are you in public? You'll look stupid playing this game.
- A Test of Tranquility
Relive a happy memory from your childhood to advance.
- Mind Blown
You actually play the villain in this game, and the
good guys always win.
- A Test of Forgiveness
Let go of an old grudge to advance.
...We can try again later.
- A Test of Redundancy
You've read this one already. It's not funny anymore.
- A Test of Rage
Become infuriated at the spinning icon to advance.
- A Test of Ambiguity
Do it. Then we'll... you know.
- A Test of Endurance
Avoid hazards in the world around you to advance.
- It's Inevitable
We're gonna go ahead and just load the shattered arrow,
if that's okay.
- A Test of Talent
Impress the spinning icon to advance.
- A Test of Immortality
Never delete this app. It makes a great family heirloom.
- A Test of Passion
Kiss the spinning icon to advance.
You wanna play the game or not?
- A Test of Finance
Discover lost change in your immediate area
to advance (financially).
- A Test of Devotion
Purchase more copies of Tilt to Live for no
reason to advance.
- A Test of Stamina
Eat fruits and vegetables each day to advance.
- A Test of Etiquette
Say "please" to advance.
- A Test of Alliteration
Take ten tin tops to Tinsel Town. Speak secrets
softly for Susan's sake.
- A Test of Confidence
Whisper your most illegal secrets into the mic to advance.
- A Test of Deceit
Convince yourself that this screen is the fun part
to advance.
- A Test of Regret
You know what you did. Feel ashamed to advance.
- Self-Evaluation
I'm afraid you're on your own for this one.
- A Test of Maturity
Have visible nose hair to advance.
- A Test of Sobriety
Please blow into the mic to advance.
- A Test of Harri Sharp
Do you know Harri Sharp? Neither do we.
RE: [SPOILER] Loading Screen Texts - oneadamleft - 05-04-2012 05:33 AM
(04-12-2012 09:07 AM)Kamikaze28 Wrote:
- Regarding Sequels
Wouldn't another Tilt to Live be redonkulous?
Fun fact: This one was meant to be a teaser for an actual sequel called Tilt to Live: Redonkulous. Which we don't plan to make.
RE: [SPOILER] Loading Screen Texts - Leaf_It - 05-04-2012 08:07 AM
(04-12-2012 09:07 AM)Kamikaze28 Wrote: A Test of Grace
Rotate your iPhone clockwise, so the spinning icon
appears stationary. Neat!
I have done this every time that has show up.
RE: [SPOILER] Loading Screen Texts - Solan - 05-04-2012 04:43 PM
I love all of these loading screen messages... makes me smile every time .
RE: [SPOILER] Loading Screen Texts - Leaf_It - 05-05-2012 09:53 AM
Quote:A Test of Alliteration
Take ten tin tops to Tinsel Town. Speak secrets
softly for Susan's sake.
Took me forever to understand what this one meant. I eventually did, but I pondered it for many hours of game play.
RE: [SPOILER] Loading Screen Texts - Mowmail - 07-14-2012 06:34 PM
Hope there is a sequel!
RE: [SPOILER] Loading Screen Texts - Zaepian - 07-19-2012 06:23 AM
(05-05-2012 09:53 AM)Leaf_It Wrote: Quote:A Test of Alliteration
Take ten tin tops to Tinsel Town. Speak secrets
softly for Susan's sake.
Took me forever to understand what this one meant. I eventually did, but I pondered it for many hours of game play.
Are you saying you didn't know what alliteration was or are you implying that there's a deeper meaning to the alliterated words they chose to use?
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