Why do you play your team...?

[Katastrophe]

I actually always have my phone on silent so I didn't even know they made sounds... D:

Seems like the reasons seem to run down to aesthetics or playstyle.

So I pose another question:
Assume the 5th army is, to you, the most aesthetically pleasing. All of the units look awesome, the sounds are amazing... doesn't matter what they look like, but that you just think they're the coolest. But it's common opinion on these forums that they're special is, by far, the weakest. Statistically, they have the lowest win ratio... but they just look so cool!

Do you play as them and try to make it work, or do you continue to play a superior, but less pleasing, army?

edit: Also, @Kaijisama, the Sniper from Feedback is also my favorite unit. It's like a Pit Droid from Star Wars Ep1 with a sniper rifle. You can't beat that. And the vanity base, Processor (or whatever the brain one is) is the coolest, in my opinion. I actually don't like any of the Veggienaut's vanity bases.