Jokes
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11-15-2012, 10:33 PM
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Jokes
I thought it would be fun for everyone to share their best/worst jokes
Rules Low level obscenities: there are kids here No racism: obviously Aside from that have fun |
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11-15-2012, 10:47 PM
Post: #2
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RE: Jokes
but but.. obscene and racist jokes are the best. hahaha
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![[Image: 9d7f96a4e69f9e49b3bcb2a9b2aa3267_zpsffc0a44c.jpg]](http://i1355.photobucket.com/albums/q710/renzisidro/9d7f96a4e69f9e49b3bcb2a9b2aa3267_zpsffc0a44c.jpg)
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11-15-2012, 10:49 PM
Post: #3
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RE: Jokes
Silly person
O.K I'll start then My worst joke is: when is a bus not a bus? when it turns into a driveway Best is: not available for little kids to read so sorry can't tell you |
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11-17-2012, 06:27 PM
Post: #4
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RE: Jokes
Kids these days have their heads sewn into the gutter. I'm the youngest on the forum (13) so go ahead with the dirty jokes. I have one myself, but there may be younger to come
 Never mind, come to think of it if you are young you won't get it anyway. WARNING DIRTY JOKE AHEAD AVERT EYES IF YOUNG A boy came home in an angry mood. He lived on a farm. When he walked to the door, he kicked a cow and a pig. His mum saw and said, no milk and bacon for a week! Later that day, his dad came home angrily and kicked the cat. The mum then said, "should I tell him or you?" |
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11-17-2012, 06:37 PM
Post: #5
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RE: Jokes
Clever...
Time to return serve A woman is having a shower when she here's a knock on the door and someone saying "let me in. I'm the blind man" since she is doing charity work she let's him in but doesn't put on a towel. The man says " hello mam. Where would you like the drapes" |
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11-19-2012, 07:33 AM
Post: #6
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RE: Jokes
(11-17-2012 06:37 PM)Hunter Wrote: Clever... Also clever, but I don't understand the significance of the charity work. Gamecenter: Emuchu  Top 200, #34"How'd you fix it?" "I just employed a blunt-impact mechanical stress routine." "What?" "I kicked it." |
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11-19-2012, 08:21 AM
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RE: Jokes
That's why she'd let a blind man into her house
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11-20-2012, 08:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-20-2012 08:22 PM by 2dhh.)
Post: #8
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RE: Jokes
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat right in front of them.
The first old lady has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, but the third old lady can't reach that far. Member of the Ice clan! ![[Image: 29xjgx5.png]](http://i45.tinypic.com/29xjgx5.png)
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11-20-2012, 09:46 PM
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RE: Jokes
Very nice obscenity content is only in ambiguity there
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11-21-2012, 03:49 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-21-2012 03:53 AM by Fluffysox.)
Post: #10
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RE: Jokes
A blonde brunette and re head were stranded on an island. The brunette decided to swim all the way back to civilization. She got a quarter of the way and drowned. The red head tried to swim aswell, and she got halfway and drowned. The blonde swam halfway, got tired and swam back.
3 girls decided to rob a house. When the police came, they jumped into the boxes they were carrying to hide. A brunette jumped into a box with "cat" written on it, a red head jumped in a box with "dog" on it, and the blonde jumped in a box with "potatoes" in it. The police came and kicked all the boxes. The brunette said "meow!", the red head said "woof!" and the blonde said "potato potato!". What's long and black? (answer is racist) What's brown and sticky? A stick |
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