Game Center Achievements

[TheQwertiest]

• A Test of Stealth
  Hide from your iPhone for several seconds to advance.
  outwitters version:
  defeat an enemy with a unit under the fog of war in a league game.
• A Test of Wisdom
  Do not turn off your iPhone to advance.
  OV:
  save up 15 wits in a league game
• A Test of Temptation
  We're tempted to load the game, but you haven't sold
  us on it yet.
  OV:
  leave 1 wit on your 20th turn.
• Did You Know?
  Real nukes have a much wider effective range than ours.
  OV:
  spit out a unit swallowed by a mobi. (cancel teleport)
• A Test of Tranquility
  Relive a happy memory from your childhood to advance.
  OV:
  no enemy contact for 15 turns.
• Mind Blown
  You actually play the villain in this game, and the
  good guys always win.
  OV:
  scramble a scrambler
• A Test of Forgiveness
  Let go of an old grudge to advance.
  ...We can try again later.
  OV:
  surrender on a league game against someone 2 leagues under you or a fluffy leaguer
• A Test of Redundancy
  You've read this one already. It's not funny anymore.
  OV:
  spawn only 1 type of unit throughout the game
• A Test of Rage
  Become infuriated at the spinning icon to advance.
  OV:
  throw your idevice to the floor after losing a game.
• A Test of Endurance
  Avoid hazards in the world around you to advance.
  OV:
  last 25 turns with 1 hp
• It's Inevitable
  We're gonna go ahead and just load the shattered arrow,
  if that's okay.
  OV:
  lose against someone from a higher league
• A Test of Talent
  Impress the spinning icon to advance.
  OV:
  win against someone from a higher league
• A Test of Immortality
  Never delete this app. It makes a great family heirloom.
  OV:
  win without any unit dying
• A Test of Finance
  Discover lost change in your immediate area
  to advance (financially).
  OV:
  donate all your money to OML
• A Test of Etiquette
  Say "please" to advance.
  OV: pass your first turn
• A Test of Confidence
  Whisper your most illegal secrets into the mic to advance.
  OV: invite 20 different STs to a friendly game
• A Test of Deceit
  Convince yourself that this screen is the fun part
  to advance.
  OV: lie to someone on chat... haha. i just had to say it.. sorry!
• A Test of Regret
  You know what you did. Feel ashamed to advance.
  OV: start 20 league games then surrender them