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Introduction (New forum members)
04-09-2014, 08:25 AM
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RE: Introduction (New forum members)
Haha. I like quirky math professors. That was a good story, Stan.

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04-09-2014, 08:26 AM
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RE: Introduction (New forum members)
Typical Stan.

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04-09-2014, 11:53 AM
Post: #93
RE: Introduction (New forum members)
(04-09-2014 08:16 AM)LegacyofEight Wrote:  
(04-08-2014 08:09 AM)TheGreatErenan Wrote:  I am curious about why your teacher would call you Stan.

I asked a question at the beginning of the year and he asked me what my name was (I'm not gonna say what it is but it has a short a sound like Stan but its two syllables and sounds NOTHING like Stan. Ps Don't try to guess my name now Smile) I answered and he asked if I had said Stan. I said no and he said "That's a shame I rather like Stan" and he called me that from then on. -.-

Also all his math problems started like this. "Stan caught x wolverines in an hour" or "Stan can eat 200 hot dogs per second" or random things like that.

You can eat 200 hot dogs in a second? Confused

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04-09-2014, 12:13 PM
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RE: Introduction (New forum members)
(04-09-2014 11:53 AM)Bbobb555 Wrote:  
(04-09-2014 08:16 AM)LegacyofEight Wrote:  
(04-08-2014 08:09 AM)TheGreatErenan Wrote:  I am curious about why your teacher would call you Stan.

I asked a question at the beginning of the year and he asked me what my name was (I'm not gonna say what it is but it has a short a sound like Stan but its two syllables and sounds NOTHING like Stan. Ps Don't try to guess my name now Smile) I answered and he asked if I had said Stan. I said no and he said "That's a shame I rather like Stan" and he called me that from then on. -.-

Also all his math problems started like this. "Stan caught x wolverines in an hour" or "Stan can eat 200 hot dogs per second" or random things like that.

You can eat 200 hot dogs in a second? Confused
You can't?

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04-09-2014, 12:44 PM
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RE: Introduction (New forum members)
(04-09-2014 12:13 PM)Demon Wrote:  
(04-09-2014 11:53 AM)Bbobb555 Wrote:  
(04-09-2014 08:16 AM)LegacyofEight Wrote:  
(04-08-2014 08:09 AM)TheGreatErenan Wrote:  I am curious about why your teacher would call you Stan.

I asked a question at the beginning of the year and he asked me what my name was (I'm not gonna say what it is but it has a short a sound like Stan but its two syllables and sounds NOTHING like Stan. Ps Don't try to guess my name now Smile) I answered and he asked if I had said Stan. I said no and he said "That's a shame I rather like Stan" and he called me that from then on. -.-

Also all his math problems started like this. "Stan caught x wolverines in an hour" or "Stan can eat 200 hot dogs per second" or random things like that.

You can eat 200 hot dogs in a second? Confused
You can't?


I can... sorta. I can eat a two-hundredth of a hot dog in a second.

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04-09-2014, 02:13 PM
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RE: Introduction (New forum members)
(04-09-2014 12:44 PM)AttackBomb Wrote:  
(04-09-2014 12:13 PM)Demon Wrote:  
(04-09-2014 11:53 AM)Bbobb555 Wrote:  
(04-09-2014 08:16 AM)LegacyofEight Wrote:  
(04-08-2014 08:09 AM)TheGreatErenan Wrote:  I am curious about why your teacher would call you Stan.

I asked a question at the beginning of the year and he asked me what my name was (I'm not gonna say what it is but it has a short a sound like Stan but its two syllables and sounds NOTHING like Stan. Ps Don't try to guess my name now Smile) I answered and he asked if I had said Stan. I said no and he said "That's a shame I rather like Stan" and he called me that from then on. -.-

Also all his math problems started like this. "Stan caught x wolverines in an hour" or "Stan can eat 200 hot dogs per second" or random things like that.

You can eat 200 hot dogs in a second? Confused
You can't?


I can... sorta. I can eat a two-hundredth of a hot dog in a second.

Me too AttackBomb! He just makes up insane math problems where I have eating contests with his dog. He also thinks I'm part lizard because my 2nd toe is longer than my first

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04-12-2014, 12:00 PM (This post was last modified: 04-12-2014 12:04 PM by TheGreatAnt.)
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RE: Introduction (New forum members)
(03-10-2014 03:12 PM)Chemoeum Wrote:  By starting a major fire?

Major Fire *smart salute*

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(04-09-2014 02:13 PM)LegacyofEight Wrote:  He also thinks I'm part lizard because my 2nd toe is longer than my first
I think that has to do with amount of testosterone during pregnancy. I have the same thing, and my fourth (ring) finger is longer than my index finger.

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04-12-2014, 01:20 PM
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RE: Introduction (New forum members)
(04-12-2014 12:00 PM)TheGreatAnt Wrote:  
(03-10-2014 03:12 PM)Chemoeum Wrote:  By starting a major fire?

Major Fire *smart salute*

#HIMYM

(04-09-2014 02:13 PM)LegacyofEight Wrote:  He also thinks I'm part lizard because my 2nd toe is longer than my first
I think that has to do with amount of testosterone during pregnancy. I have the same thing, and my fourth (ring) finger is longer than my index finger.

I have a longer 4th finger as well, but I don't remember ever being pregnant… Tongue

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04-12-2014, 02:20 PM
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My 4th finger is longer too

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04-12-2014, 10:55 PM
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Silly, not you being pregnant, but you as an embryo and fetus.

I don't have a medical report to confirm this, just something I've heard.

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