Ban the person above you!

[Chemoeum]

Banned for an improper ban.

[spacechef]

Banned because TheGreatErenan forgot that he proclaims he is King of the Unit Shuffle, and you're in the same clan as him.

[jchris98]

Banned for being a chef, more specifically a chef from space.

[TheGreatErenan]

Banned for not banning spacechef for purporting to ban me for forgetting that I proclaim myself King of the Unit Shuffle when, in fact, it was Adam that first proclaimed it.

[Chemoeum]

Banned for somehow suggesting to ban Adam.

[TheGreatErenan]

Banned for suggesting that I was suggesting that spacechef should have banned Adam for proclaiming me King of the Unit Shuffle when, in fact, I was suggesting that jchris should have banned spacechef for banning me in error when he banned me for allegedly forgetting that I proclaimed myself King of the Unit Shuffle, because it was, after all, Adam who made such proclamation rather than myself, and given that it is impossible to forget something that one never believed happened in the first place and given the fact that I never believed that I had proclaimed myself King of the Unit Shuffle, I could not have forgotten that I had done so.

[jchris98]

Banned for a ban so long I didn't read it.

[TheGreatErenan]

Banned for not reading all the important stuff I have to say.

[Chemoeum]

Banned for writing important stuff in a Poppycock thread.

[jchris98]

Banned because poopycock can have important thing too.