How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

[Chemoeum]

I'm feeling humorous.

So recently, I went across a moment where I brought back the tongue twister, "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Then I had played Outwitters, and created a variant, "How much out would an outwit wit if an outwit could wit out?" And a lot, lot, LOT more, with my sister.

So what do you have in mind for your variant?

How much _____ would a __________ _____ if a __________ could _____ _____?

Color coding.

[[PETA] Doodat]

How much cream would a creampuff puff if a creampuff would puff cream?

[TheGreatErenan]

How much chum would a church chum churn if a church chum would churn chum?

[awpertunity]

It should be "could" at the end instead of "would"!

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood?

Sorry but it was bugging me lol

[Chemoeum]

(11-17-2013 03:24 PM)awpertunity Wrote:  It should be "could" at the end instead of "would"!

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood?

Sorry but it was bugging me lol

K

[TheGreatErenan]

I'm going to assume Someone21's secret purpose was to see how many posts it would take before somebody made that correction.

[Chemoeum]

(11-17-2013 04:05 PM)TheGreatErenan Wrote:  I'm going to assume Someone21's secret purpose was to see how many posts it would take before somebody made that correction.

Actually no. The story up top was true. That is still a very funny accusation though.

[TheGreatAnt]

(11-17-2013 04:05 PM)TheGreatErenan Wrote:  I'm going to assume Someone21's secret purpose was to see how many posts it would take before somebody made that correction.

I thought about that, but I wasn't motivated enough to comment on it.

[TheGreatErenan]

I do what others will not.

[[PETA] Doodat]

Doowhat?