Corrupt a wish [GAME]

[brayton]

Granted, but these shoes are expensive "Kicks", and you live in a rough part of town. Entually the shoes are responsible for your murder.

I wish I had an Audacious Cat

[TheQwertiest]

Granted, but its so audacious that it sees you as its prey which eventually results in your murder.
hahaha ;p

I wish i had a perfect life

[[PETA] Doodat]

Granted, but your friends and family will bear the imperfection that you opted out of.

I wish that I do not want.

[brayton]

Granted, but this results in complete lack of motivation, and lifelong jobless-ness.

I wish I could see extra colours

[[PETA] Doodat]

Granted, but the hyper colorization of the world blinds you.

I wish that I was never bored.

[TheGreatErenan]

Granted, but the reason you are never bored is because there is a tiny imp who follows you around poking your rear end with a pitchfork whenever you seem like you are going to become bored.

I wish I had a spaceship.

[[PETA] Doodat]

Granted, but it's 1000 times smaller than you'll ever be.

I wish I could control the mind of the person who replies to this.

[Wildt4lon]

Granted, but you can only control me when I'm on the forums
I wish that I could turn into a giant bird

[TheGreatErenan]

Granted, but a group of hunters promptly kill you and mount your head on their wall.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

[TheQwertiest]

Granted, but you wont be able to use it.


i wish for a bonsai whomping willow. omg how awesome is this wish?!