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[TheGoldenGriffin]

No dere red. I cans see da sunlight reflectin offs it. The sun gots down low and me sees mountains but dere alls da way in those very much over dere areas.

[spacechef]

Creamy bleu cheese!

[TheGoldenGriffin]

You said its stormy. How can you see the sun?

[spacechef]

Ahhhh, bugs!

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As I look up from my battered schooner, I see a deceptively inviting sun. But this journey isn't yet completed, I've somehow found safety in the storm's eye, and I fear I will never emerge from its eerily comforting calm.

[TheGoldenGriffin]

I wishes ur story wuz troo. But dose stormy red clouds are right belows me. Dats how highs me ams. And im trying nots to gets blown off down to dose very much downs over deres area.

[spacechef]

Suddenly there appears a yellow bird in the sky! But is it friend or foe, it could be my salvation, or my death.

[TheGoldenGriffin]

Those very much down over there area????? It's FAR DOWN BELOW. And a platform that reaches above the clouds?? Thats impossible!! Theres no structure like that anywhere!! And its high noon!!

[spacechef]

Man, that is the weirdest, most erratic pattern I've ever seen a bird fly. I always think they're so graceful, but this is just, strange.

[TheGoldenGriffin]

O hai spacechef! Ims glad u recovered so very successfully from getting crushed by teh snows.

TheGoldenGriffin, ares u shur ur looking at da sky? Teh sun is setting. Deres alreadys not much heats at dis very much distant from da very much far downs away platform and wit da sun setting its getting more heatless. And i feels like i can't breathe. And da winds oh da windsss!!! It hates me. It wants me to plummet all da ways to very much fars down dere area!!!

[TheGoldenGriffin]

Heatless?? COLD!! Your also using the word Far wrong!!
Im at the observatory. Its nothing like you described. Im certainly not that high in the sky. You can't breathe?!!?! Red clouds!?! Sunset?!??! A cant see any structure like that in the exclusion zone.