I'm back with an offtop :)

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awpertunity, exactly!
It's the 1-st season of Friends! Will you help me now?

GreatGonzales, it's about correcting subtitles. I guess you never watched "Friends" with subtitles, why would you, but the thing is: there's no good subs for this sitcom in Internet. It doesn't exist. You can find only one version of it with so many mistakes.

For example, in subs it's written: I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine...
Actually Ray says: I just feel like someone reached down my throat grabbed my small intestine...

I made this one, but in many other phrases I hear they say not what's written in the subs, but I can't get what they are saying exactly.

Well, guys, I hope you can help me, I'm ready to pay for this job. I'm sending you my contacts in private message.