Personal Questions Interview

[Demon]

How old are you?
20
Are you male or female?
I'm a dude
In what country or region do you live?
Michigan, USA
What is your favorite food?
Anything beef
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Butter Pecan
What is your favorite song or piece of music?
Everlong - Foo Fighters
Resistance - Muse
45 - The Gaslight Anthem
The Grace - Neverending White Lights
Apartment - Young the Giant
What's your favorite indoor/outdoor activity?
Keeping it PG, soccer or reading.
What chore do you absolutely hate doing?
Any kind of yard work. Nice days should be enjoyed.
What sort of job do you have, if you have one?
I run the seafood departments for a fresh market, used to do meat.
If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for?
Kegger for the hell of it.
If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?
20 has been by far the most formative year of my life, so I guess I'd stay 20.
If you could choose anyone to be your mentor, who would you pick?
Neil Degrasse Tyson fo sho.
If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be?
I'd like to see the Lions win a Super Bowl.
If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
Parkour
If you could have any one superpower, what would it be?
Reading minds. Knowledge is power.
If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?
People always say I look like a Kyle…
If you had an unlimited amount of money, what would you spend your time doing?
Maybe travel the world?
If you could have any kind of pet or non-subservient animal companion, what would it be?
I have a dog. Dogs are cool.
What would you name the autobiography of your life and why?
Life as a Machine
What songs are included on the soundtrack to your life?
Probably a lot of Indie
Who is your favorite fictional character and why?
Ike! He's straightforward and does what he thinks is right.
If you could make a movie about anything, what would it be about?
I have this idea where there's a college kid whose roommate is the second coming of Jesus. He could be Hispanic (hay-zoos). And Michael and Gabriel would live next door. And the whole thing would be kind of a comedy but at the same time tackle a lot of the issues and moral dilemmas of modern life.
What would be the running time of the movie you made in the previous question?
Like 5-6 hours
What’s the hardest thing you've ever done?
Once I broke up with a girl I had been dating well over a year. It was not fun.
What is something you learned in the last week?
Besides way too much Linear Algebra? That I'm not happy on my own anymore.
Is a picture worth a thousand words? Elaborate.
Depends on the picture, who's looking, and what it means to them personally.
Where’s Waldo?
I chopped him up and dropped the bits into different trash cans around the city. It makes a smiley face.