How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

[Chemoeum]

I'm feeling humorous.

So recently, I went across a moment where I brought back the tongue twister, "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Then I had played Outwitters, and created a variant, "How much out would an outwit wit if an outwit could wit out?" And a lot, lot, LOT more, with my sister.

So what do you have in mind for your variant?

How much _____ would a __________ _____ if a __________ could _____ _____?

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