How to get a 100% win record in random 2v2

[phineas94]

Thanks Phyresis and ElPared. I may edit the OP and put an abbreviated version at the top and then people can read on if they wish. I didn't originally intend for it to be soooooo long but I had been preparing my "hooray, I got promoted from fluffy" thread over several weeks but when I realised that Clever was no better it sort of exploded