Bring me the head of Garcia1000

[Belisarius]

What kind of person would use the word inelegant?
An intellectual, that's who.
And what kind of people are intellectuals?
That's right, they're evil people.
Garcia has only confirmed my suspicion that everyone in the top 100 is evil.

'Alvendor' is obviously an anagram of 'Valdemort' (more or less)
'Poweewee' is misspelt scatology, and misspelt scatology is eschatology (look it up)
'Terenceshiu2005's real name is Terenceshiu666
'Joelduque' sounds French (or worse, Canadian)

I could go on.
No wonder I can't beat them.