Pass N' Play Frustrations

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(02-18-2013 04:06 PM)Coolio Wrote:  I'd like to apply to join your pass n' play league. You see, you may think you're the only super titian in your league but I believe I have what it takes to dethrone you. I have spent days honing my skills in the clever and gifted leagues and I now know the best and worst (mostly worst) strategies to take you down with! If you decline my application into your league, then you are as much of a hairless, potentially intelligent monkey as the 2v2 players.

Along with myself, we will be creating the First Pass n' Play league, iBro, the simple, the best.
I want the best and expect nothing less, so this league will be selective. As you might know, I am the first and only 1v1 and 2v2 Super Titan so I am looking for strong 1v1 players (CAN YOU CLONE ME?) and at least another set of strong 2v2 Players (CAN YOU CLONE ME FOUR TIMES?) I will help myself grow over 9000 and become stronger and plan on winning and losing every league game.



Why should you be interested in DA BESS PASS N' PLAY LEAGUE?

I'm glad you asked!

First of all, we have the coolest brogo logo out of everyone.

iBro works on a mentoring system. I limit enrollment based on the number of Super-Titans girlfriends I have. I take in Masters who have good potential (regardless of Top-200 status, if you send me some high-res photos, photoshop'd is ok, or perform well in a tryout game phone call, I'll probably take you) and pair YOU WITH ME AND ONLY ME!! each one up with one of our Titans until that Master doth too becometh a mighty, infallible behemoth!

I have stolen from Charlie Sheen and developed THE ONLY WINNING STRATEGY for each 1v1 and 2v2 map, not to mention I am the current top 1v1 and 2v2 player. We talk about common pickup lines, strategies for getting phone numbers, how to avoid getting friend zoned, making efficient peeps, saving Tits, I mean, Wits... all the good stuff. If you're serious about improving in GETTING-A-LIFE Outwitters, give us a look, yeah?

The only thing we I can't do is make the Veggienauts Kim Kardashian's sisters look good. We're sorry.



Please fill out the following application if interested:
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(02-18-2013 04:11 PM)SerPurpleWolf Wrote:  My mind is blown. I'm going to exploit this now.

A tactic must first be abused before people realize its dangers. SerPurpleWolf with great power comes great responsibility.