The New Bramble

[TheGreatErenan]

garcia1000, since you are so important and your time is so valuable, you might consider using a bot to post on the forums for you so you can spend your time doing more important things instead. It would be a trivial matter to implement:

Start with: "As you know, I am very important and my time is valuable. Therefore,"

Then, stick some random words together and attach them to the end of the first part.

Finally, finish off the post by adding, "because Scallywags are obviously the best team," or some variation on that theme drawn from a table of possible sentence endings.