The new One Sentence per Person story thread

[CommandConquerer]

Well, now that the original story Here is done and dusted, it seemed only logical to begin on an Outwitters story.

Some rules: (I know, everyone loves rules totally, yeah?)

1. I know what the title says, but the original one sentence rule is a pain in the *backside*. Let's make it 'one idea', as opposed to 'one sentence'. What that means is that as long as your post only advances the plot one step, you can break it into shorter sentences to make it sound more logical.
Don't go overboard and write an entire paragraph though!

2. We want a story, not a technical discussion of unit formation and wit counts. Be silly, ignore rules! Spawn whatever you need to in order to make the story exciting, move and attack a infinite number of units, etc.etc. You can, of course, say in the story that one side has ran out of wits as a plot device, but don't turn this into a 'oh the last post isn't possible because you would be one wit short' type of thing. Use the actual rules of the game only as a loose framework and background to set the story.

3. To emphasize that last point, and also make this more epic, let's try to go for a grand scale, not just one battle. Think a Song of Ice and Fire. Don't get locked down to too specific an idea.


That is... a lot of rules... more than I expected...
Just do whatever feels right, and have a bit of fun, yeah?

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I'll try to set it off.

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