Jokes

[Fluffysox]

A blonde brunette and re head were stranded on an island. The brunette decided to swim all the way back to civilization. She got a quarter of the way and drowned. The red head tried to swim aswell, and she got halfway and drowned. The blonde swam halfway, got tired and swam back.

3 girls decided to rob a house. When the police came, they jumped into the boxes they were carrying to hide. A brunette jumped into a box with "cat" written on it, a red head jumped in a box with "dog" on it, and the blonde jumped in a box with "potatoes" in it. The police came and kicked all the boxes. The brunette said "meow!", the red head said "woof!" and the blonde said "potato potato!".

What's long and black?
(answer is racist)

What's brown and sticky?
A stick