Personal Questions Interview

[baustin42]

How old are you?

19

Are you male or female?

male

In what country or region do you live?

Michigan, USA. With Demon.

What is your favorite food?

the kind that you eat

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

n/a

What is your favorite song or non-song piece of music?

Mario theme song.

What's your favorite indoor/outdoor activity?

Gaming.

What chore do you absolutely hate doing?

Getting out of bed. Ugh.

What sort of job do you have, if you have one?

Dunkin Donuts/my school cafeteria

If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for?

A party of one. It's literally just me in total solidarity.

If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?

26, for a few reasons

If you could choose anyone to be your mentor, who would you pick?

Cherokee Jack

If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be?

The apocalypse. Max fun.

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?

Function socially.

If you could have any one superpower, what would it be?

Know the answer to any question.

If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?

Something starting with a B. I have a lot of usernames beginning with baustin.

If you had an unlimited amount of money, what would you spend your time doing?

Anything. Mostly sleeping probably. Time exists to pass.

Alternatively, pay off every country's national debt and overload every charity with a few trillion or so to end world hunger, drought, etc., pay off any conflicts, and wait for more problems to arise.

If you could have any kind of pet or non-subservient animal companion, what would it be?

A FOX. DO WANT.

What would you name the autobiography of your life and why?

I am far too lazy to write an autobiography. I probably wouldn't even name a biography.

What songs are included on the soundtrack to your life?

Mario theme song

endless loop

Who is your favorite fictional character and why?

Myself. Reality is an illusion.

What’s the hardest thing you've ever done?

That's what she said!
Wait, wut?

Is a picture worth a thousand words? Elaborate.

It is if you caption it with a thousand words.

Where’s Waldo?

Where isn't Waldo?