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[TheGoldenGriffin]

Its not magic. Its real. Go find a poacher and buy some. Tip: ask for a receipt too. Another Tip: don't ask Dr. Fungi cuz he got caught already.

[Wildt4lon]

Another tip: just be wary of a piece of spinach running around.

[EkoFox]

A piece of spinach...?

[Wildt4lon]

Oh yeah that does seem a little random...
Check out continue the story.

[TheGoldenGriffin]

If poachers sell rhino glitter and they lied on the labels and it's actually regular sugar, is that a good thing?

[Wildt4lon]

I guess that depends on who you are. If you're the poacher then sure that's good because you're not in prison or being tortured or dead or whatever the punishment is. If you are the rhinicorns, then it's not good at all because you could be eaten as sugar. If you are a normal person then you wouldn't give a damn
Edit: you might because you might have just bought a jar of sugar from a *nice* man in family business and could now be eating rhinicorm remains.

[TheGoldenGriffin]

I meant that the poachers trap and kill rhinos and poke them with forks until they burst into a mess of rhino glitter and sell people the expensive rhino glitter and the people are like, "yay look at my rhino glitter, it's better than yours" and there is a big demand for it and prices soar and the poacher get rich but then someone finds out that the valuable rhino glitter is really just regular sugar that was bought from the store and it is pretty much worthless and the consumers were like, "those poachers scammed us they sold us cheap yummy sugar instead of the pretty expensive rhino glitter they promised us" and the consumers want to sue the poachers and the poachers are like, "you can't sue us you guys didn't read the fine print" and the consumers want the poachers arrested and the poachers are like, "we can't get arrested, we aren't even poachers so there are no poachers to arrest" and there is a huge legal battle. Is it a good thing because the poachers weren't real poachers and they just bought some sugar from the store instead of killing rhinos for their glitter or is it a bad thing cuz the fake poachers lied to the public and sold them cheap yummy sugar instead of real rhino glitter so they can make lots of money?

[Wildt4lon]

Ummmm... I think that the fake poachers would be arrested for fraud.

[TheGoldenGriffin]

Did my epic specific story confuse you cuz it was too specific?

[rob12001]

I would buy Rhino glitter. Sounds like a quality product. Although eventually there would be conservation protests because too many rhinos were killed, and then it would probably be banned in the US. Oh well :/