Never Ending Story

[spacechef]

Sidestepping at the last moment, the detective watched as the tree crashed through the wall bellowing "Subway, eat fresh!"

[Wildt4lon]

Unfortunately, the pickles were missing! Fart, outraged at having no pickles, stormed off.

[spacechef]

Following the fart tree, our fearless detective set out from the run down restaurant. The tree appeared to be heading towards the center of town, birds landing on his limbs along the way.

[TheGoldenGriffin]

The tree couldn't see because his face got bird poop all over it and it tripped and fell on Fart.

[$till]

Fart then woke up in the hospital the next morning, with every bone in his body broken. Fart then woke up again, realizing that it was all a dream. Fart then woke up once more in his hospital bed, realizing that the idea that it was a dream was a dream and this is all reality.

[TheGoldenGriffin]

Fart tried to take the magic glitter out of his eyes but it was sticky and his hands got stuck on his eyes.

[Wildt4lon]

Hands still on his eyes, Fart set about on a quest of finding the origin of the magical glitter - and at once farted, again. It was putrid, the entire hospital had to evacuate.

[TheGoldenGriffin]

Fart tried to run too but he cant see and falls out of the 5th story window and lands on a mugger and the victem said, "OMG you killed the mugger THRRES A SUICIDAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE!!!!!!"

[Wildt4lon]

So, Fart the Official Suicide Killer, killed the mugger victim anyway. Although he couldn't see when running away, so he ran into another wall. Unfortunately, the glitter adhered his eyes to the wall!

[TheGoldenGriffin]

He killed the victim!?! I meant that Fart accidentally ran through a window fell out and he fell onto a mugger and squished him and the victim thought she witness and guy killing the mugger in a suicidal way. Fart wasn't going to kill any one.