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09-18-2013, 07:45 AM
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RE: Jokes
A juggler was juggling for a crowd, but an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German at the far edge of the crowd complained that they couldn't see him. So the juggler got up on a crate and asked, "Can you see me now?"
The Englishman said, "Yes." The Frenchman said, "Oui." The Spaniard said, "Sí." The German said, "Ja." ![[Image: 257k5t3.jpg]](http://i41.tinypic.com/257k5t3.jpg) ![[Image: 33mq0s8.jpg]](http://i39.tinypic.com/33mq0s8.jpg) If you don't get my jokes, it's because of Postmodernism. |
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09-18-2013, 03:13 PM
Post: #12
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RE: Jokes
Dat one was awesome
You can ask a... ![[Image: 6BmXQqC.jpg]](http://imgur.com/6BmXQqC.jpg) (drawing by Chemoeum) ![[Image: sig.png]](http://wappdesign.net/outwitters/sig.png)
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09-19-2013, 09:21 AM
Post: #13
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RE: Jokes
Your mom.
I am GameCenter's Chemoeum. RIP, DL banner. Explosions. Go here! |
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08-19-2014, 09:27 AM
Post: #14
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RE: Jokes
A snail was mugged by two turtles. The police arrived and asked him what happened, and he said, "I don't know. It happened so fast!"
If you don't get my jokes, it's because of Postmodernism. |
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08-19-2014, 11:40 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-19-2014 11:44 AM by Chemoeum.)
Post: #15
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RE: Jokes
What did the pogo say to the bike when the bike shot him with a laser?
"..." Pogos can't talk. Bikes can't shoot lasers. Anti-Joke Chicken strikes again I am GameCenter's Chemoeum. RIP, DL banner. Explosions. Go here! |
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08-20-2014, 09:08 AM
Post: #16
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RE: Jokes
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero. GCID: FrozenNorthernKid 1v1, 2v2 w/baustin42, w/spacechef  2v2 random, w/ Extreme Ghost, w/ izzilla  ------------------------------------------------ "So it goes." - Kurt Vonnegut, 'Slaughterhouse Five' |
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08-20-2014, 09:22 AM
Post: #17
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RE: Jokes
A woman goes to the doctor and is told, "I'm afraid you have only six months to live."
The doctor says, "Well, probably the best thing to do now is to marry a tax attorney." The woman asks, "Will that improve my health?" The doctor says, "No, but it'll make six months feel like an eternity!" If you don't get my jokes, it's because of Postmodernism. |
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