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Outwitters Fan-Fiction! - SwagUp - 08-12-2012 02:42 PM
Why are we at war? Share what crazy stories you guys have come up with!
RE: Outwitters Fan-Fiction! - Fluffysox - 08-12-2012 03:10 PM
At the start, everyone was adorable. Peace flourished throughout the land, but one day....an evil fish man came! He and his civilization brought terror to adorables, and the ones they could capture were turned into feedback! They used their almightily scrambler to take over more and more adorables. The feedback grew so strong that they broke out of their master scallywags control and went on a rampage. Now everyone hates each other. Scallywags are trying to make everyone their minions, feedback want to kill everyone and adorables swore vengeance.
RE: Outwitters Fan-Fiction! - Jack•Sparrow - 08-12-2012 07:39 PM
(08-12-2012 03:10 PM)Fluffysox Wrote: At the start, everyone was adorable.
I like that opening sentence...
In my mind though, it goes a lot more like this:
Adorables and Scallywags lived together peacefully, co-existing in their own habitats; the Adorables built themselves cities (Peekaboo) and farmed the nearby fields (Sweetie Plains), while the seafaring Scallywags preferred the ocean (Sharkfood Island) and the beaches (Long Nine).
While the two never warred or fought, they certainly didn't mingle and mostly kept to themselves, each preferring to live with their own kind.
One day, there was a terrible thunderstorm that grew and grew, and with a flash of lightning, a great anomaly tore a hole through the very fabric of space. Their world was changed forever.
Through this hole rode a great mechanical ... Thing! It travelled some distance before landing, and large metal arms anchored it to the ground. It later became known as the Foundry, and from it came waves of mechanical beings. These beings were dubbed Feedback, as their communication often ended in a loud, piercing screech.
They found that much of the world was unfriendly to their needs; the oceans short-circuited them and their optics had trouble registering the colour pink. But surrounding the anomaly, there was little water and even less pink, so they established themselves at the Glitch.
Once they were settled, they began expanding their territory, and began fighting the Scallywags and the Adorables for the rights to the land, for they were power-hungry and wanted the whole world for themselves.
Now, the Adorables only knew that the Feedback came from a storm, and that the only storms they had heard of or seen before, occurred close to the seas and were things only the Scallywags were adept in. As such, they suspected the Scallywags were behind the invasion, and distrusted them greatly.
The Scallywags, however, knew that great buildings and constructs like the Foundry, were the sole domain of the more settled Adorables, and similarly accused them of starting this war.
For these reasons, the Adorables and Scallywags defend themselves against the Feedback threat, and are willing to wage war on each other for introducing the Feedback to the world. And of course, in a bid to control the world, the Feedback fight the Adorables and the Scallywags until their victory is achieved.
RE: Outwitters Fan-Fiction! - swimj - 08-12-2012 11:31 PM
(08-12-2012 07:39 PM)Jack•Sparrow Wrote:(08-12-2012 03:10 PM)Fluffysox Wrote: At the start, everyone was adorable.
I like that opening sentence...
In my mind though, it goes a lot more like this:
Adorables and Scallywags lived together peacefully, co-existing in their own habitats; the Adorables built themselves cities (Peekaboo) and farmed the nearby fields (Sweetie Plains), while the seafaring Scallywags preferred the ocean (Sharkfood Island) and the beaches (Long Nine).
While the two never warred or fought, they certainly didn't mingle and mostly kept to themselves, each preferring to live with their own kind.
One day, there was a terrible thunderstorm that grew and grew, and with a flash of lightning, a great anomaly tore a hole through the very fabric of space. Their world was changed forever.
Through this hole rode a great mechanical ... Thing! It travelled some distance before landing, and large metal arms anchored it to the ground. It later became known as the Foundry, and from it came waves of mechanical beings. These beings were dubbed Feedback, as their communication often ended in a loud, piercing screech.
They found that much of the world was unfriendly to their needs; the oceans short-circuited them and their optics had trouble registering the colour pink. But surrounding the anomaly, there was little water and even less pink, so they established themselves at the Glitch.
Once they were settled, they began expanding their territory, and began fighting the Scallywags and the Adorables for the rights to the land, for they were power-hungry and wanted the whole world for themselves.
Now, the Adorables only knew that the Feedback came from a storm, and that the only storms they had heard of or seen before, occurred close to the seas and were things only the Scallywags were adept in. As such, they suspected the Scallywags were behind the invasion, and distrusted them greatly.
The Scallywags, however, knew that great buildings and constructs like the Foundry, were the sole domain of the more settled Adorables, and similarly accused them of starting this war.
For these reasons, the Adorables and Scallywags defend themselves against the Feedback threat, and are willing to wage war on each other for introducing the Feedback to the world. And of course, in a bid to control the world, the Feedback fight the Adorables and the Scallywags until their victory is achieved.
Love it! Except, if the adorables are on the land, then why is their special a whale?
RE: Outwitters Fan-Fiction! - FeederTerror - 08-13-2012 12:40 AM
Brilliant stuff. Look forward to more of this.
RE: Outwitters Fan-Fiction! - SC-FTW - 08-13-2012 01:26 AM
Warning: Fourth Wall breakage.
In a distant galaxy, there is a solar system. In that solar system, there is a planet. On the planet, there are four continents. On those four continents, there is only war.
To the North are cities of steel, blanketed in chemical smog. Foundries work around the clock, mass producing robots for their ever growing army. To see them marching in lockstep is enough to strike fear into the bravest of soldiers. They know no fear, and will never falter in their crusade to conquer the world, guided by motives unknown. They are the Feedback.
To the East is a child's dream and a diabetic's nightmare. There, cotton candy fields and cupcake houses abound. Their inhabitants are cute, pink creatures with a penchant for killing. Do not be fooled by their cuddly appearance. They can crush robot heads with surprising ease. They are the Adorables.
To the South is a titanic ocean, littered with small islands. Within the watery deeps live a race of marine pirates, strangely capable of surviving on land. They are hardy and warlike, and have no qualms about looting their opponents dead bodies for any valuables they might be carrying. They are the Scallywags.
To the West is an impenetrable jungle. None that have gone in have ever come back alive, not the Adorables, not the Scallywags, not even the Feedback. Sometimes, glowing eyes can be seen peering out from within those dark trees, but nothing has ever emerged. Most secretly hope nothing ever does.
The War has been raging for centuries. No one on that world even remembers why or how it started. But continue it must, until all others are destroyed but one superior race. But that day is still millennia away. Until then, the races will fight The War.
But in that war, on those four continents, on that planet, in that solar system, in that galaxy far, far away...
You control it all.
RE: Outwitters Fan-Fiction! - Jack•Sparrow - 08-13-2012 09:17 AM
(08-12-2012 11:31 PM)swimj Wrote: Love it! Except, if the adorables are on the land, then why is their special a whale?
Might be a relic from the peacetimes before the invasion, an age or more ago, when the Adorables and the Scallywags both flourished through trade and commerce..?
My version of the lore is far from complete, but I'd be happy to keep working on it if people are interested in reading it.
RE: Outwitters Fan-Fiction! - SwagUp - 08-13-2012 01:53 PM
In another world, deep within the shrouds of time and space long forgotten, exists a world neither here, nor there. This world is both in and out of reality, sometimes here, sometimes there. The world is always changing, adding new lands, new species. Currently the world is divided into three biospheres. To the north lies a deep, deep ocean. Upon this ocean rests small chains of sandy tropicla islands. The scally-wags call this place there home. This is "The Witters Ocean".
To the south-east of the vast oceanic lands of the aquatic warriors you will find a strange, unbelievable world. Here, the ground is made of rich, sweet chocalate. The clouds are made of cotton-candy, and everything around you is made of tooth rotting goodness. But, be wary if you choose to take a bite. The Adorbales, while cute and weak looking, posses a strength unmatched by any other race currently housed in the world. Possesed by a deep spiritual calling, the fluffy defenders will meet any foe in combat to defend there lands from intrusions. These are the "Sugar Lands".
And west of the Sugar Lands lies "The Steel Forest". Metal on metal, pounding, never ending pounding! The sounds emmited from behind the walls are strange enough to drive an incompetent traveler mad! Deep within the crater that is Steel Forest lies The Feedbacks. No one knows how they got here, or why, but the crater in which they reside suggests they came from beyond the sky. Do they come here on purpouse? What do they seek? We may never know....
-The Wit War-
The only thing the three factions share is a common interest in a strange resource unique to the planet, known as "Wits". At first, vast amounts of wits were found in all the factions territory. Harnessing its power, the factions quickly evolved into highly advanced teirs of evolution. But, there was peice. The factions had met together to discuss unified treatys and technology sharing conventions. Within a few years, the wit spaces were created. These immobile "nodes" were used to drill deep within the confines of the dark resseses of the world, tapping into vast new patches of wits. The only problem was extraction was slow, and they had to rely on there larger surface patches to keep there economys up.
The only problem was, the wits were running out. The feedbacks were the first to go. With all there assets exhausted, they turned there attention towords the vast Sugar Feilds. The Feedbacks knew they couldnt survive on Wit Spaces alone, so they set about spending the last of there precous wits on building Enourmas factories. The Feedbacks were now 100% combat orianted. Soon, Outer adorable colonies were besieged by Feedback war bands. Like a dominoe effect, the Adorbales began to creep into the Witters Ocean island chains, hoping to gain an edge economicaly over the Insurgent Robots. The Scallywags responed harshly, attacking all Adorables found intruding. The Scallywags began attacking both factions, trying to take advantage of there petty war in an attempt to plunder some loot, such is the way of pirates. Soon, all three factions were locked in an elic struggle for territory and control. But, the wolrd, as said before, is always changing. What new lands will apear over night? Bringing with them new wit feilds ripe for the taking! And what strange creatures will inhabit these lands? Will they be freindly, and maybe attempt to resolve the conflict peacfully? Or will they (hopefully) join the war and add a new dynamic to the strange and violent world that is Outwitters?
That, my freinds, is for you to decide. Who will you lead to victory? See you guys on the battlefeild
~~SwagUp
RE: Outwitters Fan-Fiction! - Fluffysox - 08-13-2012 02:45 PM
Outwitters lore, take two.
On a distant planet far away from here, a meeting was going on. After long years of hiding in the dark, the 3 races of planet witters come out to meet each other. They had not know that each other had existed, but now they look wearily around. Their lands bordered each others in a hexagonal shape. Since there is no language developed yet, the adorables decided it was safe to say peace by shaking hands. The scallywags and the feedback had the same thought.
But when they shook hands...the feedback felt a sharp pain! The watery fin of the scallywag has messed up his robotic hand. The adorables had been disgusted by the greasiness of the the robots! They reeled in disgust as their once pink skin turned a deathly brown. And lastly, the scallywags reeled away in disgust. Their beautiful, watery fins coated in a thin layer of moist seaweed gel, was nothing but a pink blob of goo.
It was at that point in history when "that will be the nicest thing I ever do to them" was said. For the last time.
RE: Outwitters Fan-Fiction! - worldfamous - 08-13-2012 02:48 PM
(08-12-2012 11:31 PM)swimj Wrote:(08-12-2012 07:39 PM)Jack•Sparrow Wrote:(08-12-2012 03:10 PM)Fluffysox Wrote: At the start, everyone was adorable.
I like that opening sentence...
In my mind though, it goes a lot more like this:
Adorables and Scallywags lived together peacefully, co-existing in their own habitats; the Adorables built themselves cities (Peekaboo) and farmed the nearby fields (Sweetie Plains), while the seafaring Scallywags preferred the ocean (Sharkfood Island) and the beaches (Long Nine).
While the two never warred or fought, they certainly didn't mingle and mostly kept to themselves, each preferring to live with their own kind.
One day, there was a terrible thunderstorm that grew and grew, and with a flash of lightning, a great anomaly tore a hole through the very fabric of space. Their world was changed forever.
Through this hole rode a great mechanical ... Thing! It travelled some distance before landing, and large metal arms anchored it to the ground. It later became known as the Foundry, and from it came waves of mechanical beings. These beings were dubbed Feedback, as their communication often ended in a loud, piercing screech.
They found that much of the world was unfriendly to their needs; the oceans short-circuited them and their optics had trouble registering the colour pink. But surrounding the anomaly, there was little water and even less pink, so they established themselves at the Glitch.
Once they were settled, they began expanding their territory, and began fighting the Scallywags and the Adorables for the rights to the land, for they were power-hungry and wanted the whole world for themselves.
Now, the Adorables only knew that the Feedback came from a storm, and that the only storms they had heard of or seen before, occurred close to the seas and were things only the Scallywags were adept in. As such, they suspected the Scallywags were behind the invasion, and distrusted them greatly.
The Scallywags, however, knew that great buildings and constructs like the Foundry, were the sole domain of the more settled Adorables, and similarly accused them of starting this war.
For these reasons, the Adorables and Scallywags defend themselves against the Feedback threat, and are willing to wage war on each other for introducing the Feedback to the world. And of course, in a bid to control the world, the Feedback fight the Adorables and the Scallywags until their victory is achieved.
Love it! Except, if the adorables are on the land, then why is their special a whale?
Mobi used to be a Scallywag, but he left after a bitter power struggle with Bombshell.